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My name is Henry. 17. I enjoy food and stuff. I have an allergy to people. I've been manipulated into fandoms. Kate Nash is a goddess of all types. Oh, and I'm Irish, so that gives me some credit, right?

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1nvoluntary:

ugh. same dude.

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Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Henry

Tumblr Name: lizzieshellhounds (because… the white stripes)

Nickname(s): Lord Hal, The Beard, Froobalouge, Lanes

Birthday: October 17th

Relationship Status: I feel that the name ‘The Beard’ sums it up well enough.

Random fact about you: Admittedly I watch reality TV with the boys from my football team after practise.

(Source: mstrueimage)

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meguroco:

have you ever disliked something or someone so much that whenever you see it/them in any manifestation that you began to seethe with anger and heat begins to produce throughout your entire body replacing the circulation of your blood with magma hot enough to fuel the fires of hell

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When you get so attached to a character or celebrity that you create personal little nicknames for them as if they were your best friend, completely in on this joke.

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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me: is this even real life?
beardy: ...
me: i already know what you're going to do.
beardy: DON'T STOP BELIEVING
beardy: didn't see that one coming, did you bitch?
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I just taught my 67 year old Grandmother how to do the hump.

I … I just can’t comment further on this.

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Contemplating:

  • Keeping the Kate Nash background because she’s my baby?
  • A new Paloma Faith background?
  • Some TLAT themed thing?
  • A Nina/George background.
  • A Matt Smith background.
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